EXTRA LARGE MOUSE PAD - "THIS POEM IS GOING TO BE LEGENDARY" GAMING MOUSE PAD
$40.00
EXTRA LARGE MOUSE PAD - "THIS POEM IS GOING TO BE LEGENDARY" GAMING MOUSE PAD
$40.00
Product description
With its large size and quality edge stitching, this gaming mouse pad turns your gaming setup into a professional gaming station ready for Dota, CSGO, and more. Don’t worry about jerky mouse movements ever again, as the under layer features a reliable non-slip surface that keeps the entire mat firmly rooted to your table.
THIS POEM IS GOING TO BE LEGENDARY
By David N. Donihue
This poem is going to be legendary
Legendary I tell you
Like the word-smiths of yesteryear
Quoted for reminders of why we avoid the bar
Like a misfit whose suicidal ideation
echoes the frustrations and tranquilizes in
a sense of mindfulness into the ever-evolving common man
Like a delicate desert rose
on a formulaic card from someone you’re suppose to know
It will provoke the mind
and warm the spirit
With the tenderness of a kiss
And the ethos of dynamite
And like a lullaby made of
candy coated steam engines
bloating the nerves to your heart
It will look at you and say to you
Two words you must always remember
A message you will softly shout to you
It will outwit
And out wise
And out play
And out fuck
the drunkards
and the academics
of which I am neither
I have little in common with the greats of the past
Other than our shared skill sets in acquiring poverty
Yet this poem will be legendary
Yet what kind of a self-absorbed prick
would call his own poem legendary?
The two words better be really damn good
They better thrash and trash
And bubble through the collective human regret
They better alter ideations
And cast away iterations
Of all that is everything
that has ever stood in our way
Yet what makes
this prose legendary
is not the scribe
or the scribbles
It is in fact,
the hidden
subject matter
Who is currently absorbing these very syllables
As that which could prove legendary
is the reader
And the two words in question?
Keep Shining
• 100% polyester • Rubber non-slip base • Sizes: 36″ × 18″ (91.4 cm × 45.7 cm), 18″ × 16″ (45.8 cm × 40.7 cm) • Vibrant prints, long lasting • High-quality edge stitching that doesn’t peel • Non-slip surface • Rounded edges • Blank product sourced from Taiwan
Important: This product is not shipped to these countries: Albania, French Polynesia, Republic of Kosovo, New Caledonia, Réunion, Russia, South Africa, Ukraine.
